To this day, my bully that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the positive side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
Why is it wrong to bully people in wheel chair? Because they can't stand up for themselves.
My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will bully him because of his name... I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"
Years ago, I viciously beat up my high school bully with a baseball bat. Both of his arms were broken. Come to think of it, that's probably why I felt brave enough to beat him up.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
A high school bully sees an old victim at their reunion,
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
How would you describe the average bully? Mean.
I lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while bullying a smaller dude. I walked up to the guy, and punched him. It's not okay to bully... not on my watch.
The bully loomed threateningly over the nerd and said, "You know what snitches get don't you?" Ummm, "150 points?"
I ran into my high school bully yesterday Unfortunately he was wearing his seatbelt
What do you call a snake that builds houses?
A boa constructer
Don’t bully me I know it’s bad
What did the blonde say when the classroom bully stole her pencil? I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN WRITE NOW
Why does Earth bully other planets? Because they have no life.
The cellphone goes off in class...
Bully: "Aww, Is your Mommy calling you?"
The class emerges in snickers.
You: "Nope. Yours is."
The class becomes silent.
The kid who used to bully me in school still takes my money.. On the plus side, he makes a pretty decent Subway sandwich.
A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"
What did the bully say to Nasa? Gimmie (all) your launch money
A schoolyard bully asked all of his usual victims to get together and be waiting for him so he could get through all of his beatings quickly this time, but none of them showed up. End of joke. There was no punchline.
When I'm a dad, I want to call my child "Welcome". So that when they ask me "Dad, why did you give me such a terrible name? All my peers bully me, and it's making my life miserable." I can tell them "You're Welcome."
Why should you never bully a fifth grader gypsy? Because his father is in the eleventh grade.
What does a bully say to someone with severe depression? Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
When I was a kid the school bully used to rub my head against some sandpaper I was no match for him
What do you call a kid that stands up to his bully? An ambulance.
The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.... He serves up a great burger and fries.
It wasn't when the bully called me a big fat doughboy that hurt as much as the punch in my stomach. It left a big impression.
Did you hear about that masochistic bully? He was just begging to get punched
When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper. I was no match for him.
You should never bully fat people.... They have enough on their plates
A girl wears an ugly top to school.
A bully teases her saying, "I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that"
The girl replies, "Then I'll make sure nobody will find your body"
What's the difference between a bully on testosterone, and a crusty T shirt? Ones a jerk on T, the others a jerk off T
The guy who used to bully me in middle school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
Why does Earth bully Mars? Because it has no life.
Why are orphans so easy to bully? They can't tell their parents.
What did the musician say to the bully who said he would beat him over the head with his own guitar ? “ you know I feel like that’s a fret.”
The bully who used to take my lunch money from me in middle school still takes my lunch money from me everyday Except now he works at Subway and I'm on my lunch break
I once told a bully " don't mess with me, I know karate " ... & 4 other Japanese words.
What is it called when you bully a midget? Micro aggression
My dad sat me down and told me I needed to stop "playing the victim" But he's just a vindictive bully