Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
At the Burger King drive through I said “I’ll have Bruce Lee’s favorite burger please”
The cashier said “what’s that?”
So I said “ A whopaaaaaaaa”
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper
What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? A *WHOPPA*!
Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
In line at Burger King the other day, when I finally get to the counter the lady says sorry about the wait. I said, "don't worry ma'am, you'll lose that eventually."
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King... He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
Yo momma's so fat When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup
What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? WHOPP-AHHH!!!
What is the slogan for Burger King in Israel? Have it Yahweh
I'm giving my order at Burger King.
I ask for a Triple Whopper with cheese, and extra mayo. The 20-ish girl in line behind me says, "Do you know what that will do to your body?"
I turned and replied, "Nothing, compared to what my body will do to it."
Bruce Lee walks into a Burger King... and orders and WHOPPPAAAA!!!
Five guys walk into a Burger King. In-n-out.
Did you hear the one about the guy who took his fishing rod to Burger King?
He caught a Whopper.
(I'm hoping that this translates well to cultures outside of the UK - apologies if it doesn't)
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her "Fine, have it your way."
I've never understood why there's Burger King but no Borscht Czar After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.
What do Microsoft and Burger King have in common? They both hate big Macs.
What's the slogan for Burger King in Israel? Have it Yahweh
My doctor recommended to eating Burger King more often. Well he said I should not have McDonald's anymore, but I know what he meant.
Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
What does Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common? 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
Why does Burger King exist? So that he and Dairy Queen can live in the White Castle.
What do you call a Burger King on a deserted island? Lord of the fries
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it.
Burger King of Kings. Have it Yahweh.
Why did everyone run out of Burger King? Somebody dropped a Whopper.
I literally drove through the Drive-thru at Burger King. But I'm a new driver. Why don't you give me a brake?
Why did everybody run out of Burger King? Because somebody dropped a whopper
The assistant manager of Burger King and my Aunt Helen, amirite?! Ugh, nobody gets my references.
I had some Burger King chicken nuggets the other day They were just offal
Apparently Dairy Queen got pregnant
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Sorry for the lameness, so many kids just dont get the good jokes.
I heard McDonalds is really bad for you. That why I only eat at Burger king.
Wendy and Burger King are having lunch
-Are you enjoying your meal, Wendy?-
-I'm loving it.-