new job in call center I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
I work in a call center and a customer told me this one.
A lonely man puts in ad out in the paper looking for a wife.
the next day he gets 100 responses all from men saying "you can have mine"
Suicide Hotline
Did you hear the government moved the suicide-hotline call center to the middle east to save money?
I called to talk to someone and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.
What do you call the hair on a cows lip?
A Moo-stache.
> The perks of having too much free time in a call center.
What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony..
Indian Election Joke...
How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time?
Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!