Call Of Duty Jokes

TIL that "Call of Duty" has a different name in the Middle-East They call it "The Sims"

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I bought the new Call of Duty WWII in France. But for some reason, I can only be a spectator.

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Funny Call Of Duty Jokes
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My friends call me 007 when i play call of duty with them. 0 Kills

0 Assist

7 Deaths

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty And killed someone in Battlefield

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan? The Sims

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Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.

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I heard that ' Call of Duty' has a different name in the Middle East. They call it "The Sims".

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How many Call Of Duty players does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.

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Adolf Hitler has never touched Call of Duty... ...and yet, he still has a better KDR than me.

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What's hitler's favorite game mode on Call of Duty? One in the chamber.

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My friend calls me James Bonds while I play Call Of Duty.... 0 - Kills

0 - Assists

7 - Deaths

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Did you hear about how realistic Call of Duty: WWII is? Sledgehammer Games rented servers from the 1940s to replicate WWII as accurately as possible

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq. They're renaming the game to The Sims 5.

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Kim Jong un would be great at call of duty If team kills counted twords the "nuke" scorestreak

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This guy on Call of Duty said he was going to own me just like he owned my mom last night... ... Joke's on him. I have two dads.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent.

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What is Jeffrey Epstein’s favorite killstreak in Call of Duty? The Predator Missile.

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I just found out my mom had an affair. The worst part is I found out in the most blunt way possible. I was playing Call of Duty when I was informed by another player that he had carnal relations with my mother. The worst part is he sounded so young.

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If World War 3 happens... At least we will finally get some more decent Call of Duty Games.

It's a silver lining in the clouds.

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Women are like the Call of Duty games. If you play them for too long, you'll end up alone.

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What do they call Call Of Duty in the middle east? Tuesday

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Recently I've been watching videos of people running sideways in Call of Duty... They're really D-Pressing!

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Call of Duty servers That’s the entire joke. What more did you expect?

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Did you hear about the new Call of Duty game? It's called:

Call of Communism: Modern China

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Call of Duty Servers Going Dark.

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I wanted to make a joke about the new Call of Duty... ...but there are already infinite of them

So here's a Battlefield one instead

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I wonder if they'll ever release Call of Duty Go in the UK They've been playing it in America for years

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Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once

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How does a Call of Duty player like their ice cream? With a 360 no scoop.

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What does hitler say when he kills someone in call of duty? Get reiched!

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I got a medal for jumping over a video game shelf..... They said I went above and beyond the Call of Duty.

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Did you hear about the new Call of Duty Game? It's called Call of Duty: Sepoys

You press F to refuse to open your cartridge.





This ones for /r/history

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The final fantasy series of games are to Japan as Call of Duty is to America. It’s how the younger generation remembers world war 2.

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My girlfriend suspected I was cheating... but I swear, she just sucks at Call of Duty.

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