Camo Jokes

Funny Camo Jokes
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Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere.

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My commander told me he didn't see me at camo practice. I said "Thanks."

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A message to the man in the wheelchair who stole my Camo Jacket You can hide but you can't run.

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A paraplegic stole my camo shirt You can hide but you can't run!

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Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run.

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At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, "They'll never see you coming!"

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Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!

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Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance

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What do you see when a woman in the Army wears her pants too tight? Camo toe.

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To the person in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket You can hide, but you can't run.

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I saw a guy in a wheelchair wearing a camo outfit I thought, man you can hide but you can't run.

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Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.

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Would love to find a women who looks good in camo. I've never seen one.

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A paraplegic once stole my Camo pants You can’t run but you can hide!

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A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket. He can hide but he can’t run.

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To the asthmatic bloke wearing camo who stole my wallet You can hide but you can’t run

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I was looking for some camo jokes but I couldn't find any

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My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store.

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I don’t mind camo print clothing... I just can’t see myself wearing it.

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My dog needed a checkup, so I Googled a place nearby. But when I got there, it was just this blonde white guy in army camo covered in swastika tattoos. Stupid Google found me a veteran aryan.

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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket You can hide but you cant run

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To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my camo suit... You can hide but you can’t run

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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket, You can hide. But you cannot run.

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What's it called when you wear army green socks? Camo-Toe!

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A handicapped guy stole my camo shirt. You can hide but you can't run!

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Why did the punk were camo pants? He didn’t want to be scene.

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A male pornstar started wearing camo in every scene he filmed. No one ever saw him coming.

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To the guy in the wheel chair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide but you can't run.

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They say 'seeing is believing'... Camo isn't real.

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Did ya hear about the serial public... uh... "self diddler" who wore nothing but camo body paint? They never saw him coming.

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