Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere.
My commander told me he didn't see me at camo practice. I said "Thanks."
A message to the man in the wheelchair who stole my Camo Jacket You can hide but you can't run.
A paraplegic stole my camo shirt You can hide but you can't run!
Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run.
At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, "They'll never see you coming!"
Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!
Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance
What do you see when a woman in the Army wears her pants too tight? Camo toe.
To the person in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket You can hide, but you can't run.
I saw a guy in a wheelchair wearing a camo outfit I thought, man you can hide but you can't run.
Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.
Would love to find a women who looks good in camo. I've never seen one.
A paraplegic once stole my Camo pants You can’t run but you can hide!
A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket. He can hide but he can’t run.
To the asthmatic bloke wearing camo who stole my wallet You can hide but you can’t run
I was looking for some camo jokes but I couldn't find any
My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store.
I don’t mind camo print clothing... I just can’t see myself wearing it.
My dog needed a checkup, so I Googled a place nearby. But when I got there, it was just this blonde white guy in army camo covered in swastika tattoos. Stupid Google found me a veteran aryan.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket You can hide but you cant run
To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my camo suit... You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket, You can hide. But you cannot run.
What's it called when you wear army green socks? Camo-Toe!
A handicapped guy stole my camo shirt. You can hide but you can't run!
Why did the punk were camo pants? He didn’t want to be scene.
A male pornstar started wearing camo in every scene he filmed. No one ever saw him coming.
To the guy in the wheel chair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide but you can't run.
They say 'seeing is believing'... Camo isn't real.
Did ya hear about the serial public... uh... "self diddler" who wore nothing but camo body paint? They never saw him coming.