In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.
What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish.
I went fishing and caught a bass, a catfish and a hammerfer.
What's a hammerfer? Fer driving nails.
My 8year old friend thinks this is the greatest joke, I thought so too when I was his age.
Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other's a fish.
I reeled in a 6 foot 1 inch catfish That weighed 280 lbs on Tinder
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish.
Another lawyer joke
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker.
The other is a fish.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.
*-Hannibal Lecter*
What does a catfish chase after? A string ray!
Whats the difference a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.
Went to a fancy restaurant and ordered tuna, but they brought something else instead Obvious catfish situation
I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside. I got catfish catfish cat fish.
I caught a 450 lb catfish the other day That’s gotta be a record! She was squeezed into yoga pants at the end of the bar.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
A lawyer and a catfish
What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common? Both are good places to find Catfish
There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish.
What is the difference between a catfish and a woman? One is a soulless bottom feeder and the other is a fish
What's the difference between a catfish and Harvey Weinstein? One's a scum-sucking bottom-dweller. The other's a fish.
What is a pervert's least favorite food? Catfish.
What's the difference between a catfish and a Russian prostitute? One has whiskers and smells like fish. And the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a catfish and a Frenchman? One is a filthy, slimy, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking monstrosity with long whiskers, and the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is the scum sucking bottom feeder; the other is just a fish.
Comparison between Catfish and Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a catfish and a politician? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Have you ever seen a catfish? How does it hold the pole.
A cat jumps into a river Catfish.