Joke I made up: Caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender says "what's your story?" Caveman says... Bear with me...
What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal
What do you call a caveman who doesn't really know where he's going? A meanderthal.
I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal.
"We need to talk". Thought the caveman.
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria? A Club Sandwich
What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal.
What is a caveman's favourite thing to do on a Friday night? Go clubbing.
What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal
Two cavemen were chiseling on slabs of rock in a cave
Suddenly one of the cavemen shouted, "I've did it! I've discovered zero!"
The other caveman asked, "What is it?"
The first caveman replied, "Oh, nothing."
What do you call a caveman strolling through a park? A meanderthal.
What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal
What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG
Caveman Diet My wife put me on the cave man diet. She says that like our ancestors, we can only eat things you would gather or catch. After about six weeks of this, I've come to the conclusion, I can catch a pizza guy.
Hipster Caveman Went clubbing before it was cool.
What do you call a wandering caveman?
A Meanderthal
I'll go now.
What did the caveman say after he got bit by a cat? Me ow
It's amazing how far humans have come since the caveman days when people used to communicate by writing on walls....oh wait, we still do.
What do you call a wandering caveman?
A Meanderthal
~My sister
Properly relocating a cavewoman
Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
What do you call a homeless caveman? Hobo Erectus
This guy at work thought it would be funny to call me a caveman I told him that was pretty low-brow humor
I asked the caveman if he wanted to play poker
He said:
"Deal, me in!"
The Better Paleo Diet I’m on the Paleo diet, except I’m the caveman who discovered Snickers.
What is a caveman's favorite band? AC/BC
A caveman walks into an auditorium He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."
What do you call an aimless caveman?
A meanderthal.
...sorry
What genre of music does a caveman play? Rock
A time machine goes to the hospital.
The doctor enters and goes to 2017. He finds a caveman inside and returns to the present day.
The doctor says, "Sorry sir, but you have an ana-chronic disease."
What did the caveman say when he stumbled upon a pooping dinosaur? "That's pooposterous!"
What do you call a Caveman that is wandering about? A meanderthal.
A semi-blind caveman is walking through a forest
He sees some brightly coloured flowers and right next to them he sees what he thinks is 2 bees, he has bad eyesight and isn’t sure so he turns to his caveman friend and says
“2 bee or not 2 bee?”
What did the time travelling caveman call music from the end of the 20th century? AD-s music
What do you call a caveman who smokes weeds for days? A flintstoner