What do you call a vegan cheesecake? Cake.
What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven? I think this is a set up!
Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake? Because the quark had a strange flavour
I like to eat cheesecake on the Sahara It’s my favorite desert
A guy walks into a cheescake factory...
The waiter asks him what kind of cheesecake he wishes to purchase.
"It doesn't matter, I am a springform-pansexual".