Chemo Jokes

I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive.

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My bald dad commented on my hair earlier. He said I had hair like an emo.

He wasn’t too happy when I said he had hair like a chemo.

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Funny Chemo Jokes
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What do you call a fish with cancer? Finding chemo

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I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their shaved heads Oh wait, that's the chemo kids

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I told my girlfriend she'd look better with her hair back Apparently that's not an appropriate thing to say to a chemo patient

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What do you call an emo person with cancer Chemo

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I got a bald person hair gel for Christmas. She immediately started crying when she opened it. I guess the chemo makes her emotional.

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What is the most expensive haircut Chemo Therapy

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If I made a dollar for every cancer joke I've made I'd be able to pay for chemo

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Mum why am i getting my Christmas present in August? Because its cheaper than chemo.

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Mommy, why am I getting my Christmas presents in august? "Because it's cheaper than chemo"

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Why do people ask if you got a haircut when it’s completely obvious? I’ve been on chemo for over a year now and you just noticed?!

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John McCain didn't need chemo in the first place The problem was all in his head

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What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)

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What's the worst hair product? Chemo.

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I told my wife that she would look better with her hair back and she started crying She's been so emotional since the chemo.

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What do you call the most expensive haircut in the world? Chemo!

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What cancer treatment do Spanish Inuits get? Es chemo.

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I told my wife she would look better with her hair back Apparently that is insensitive to say to someone on chemo.

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What did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.

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Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . . Except Cancer (in honor of my dad who lost his hair to chemo!)

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TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy.

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What’s a kid with cancer’s favourite movie? Finding Chemo.

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