Republicans are the true snowflakes...
they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools
EDIT* Thanks for the gold! You popped my gold cherry!
its a joke folks. just a joke.
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
What kind of wood makes the best chairs? Cherry wood.
I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
Little Johnny's teacher asks
"George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe!"
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries.
What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow whites cherry!
What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow whites cherry.
I didn't get my GF's cherry Just the box it came in
What's red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry.
I went shopping today and picked up a cherry and a microphone stand... Bought a bing, bought a boom!
I bought some cherry lube the other day but I didn't end up using it. Turns out cherries are already pretty easy to shove up your arsehole as they are.
Short one...
What's red with seven dents in it?
Snow White's Cherry
What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry on a float.
New leaks reveal that George Washington didn't cut down that cherry tree it was actually brought down by Russian hackers
What's red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry
Why do Cherry trees smell? Because George Washington cut one.
Funny comeback from a student
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
How does an elephant hide in the forest?
Paints its nuts red and hides in a cherry tree.
What's the loudest sound in the wild?
A giraffe eating cherries.
Why do elephants pain their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Never seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
See. They're good.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Good hiding spot, huh?
A young man takes a girls cherry Afterwards she say's, "Will I ever get my cherry back?" He replies "No, but you will always have the box it came in"
A simple SFW joke
Son: Dad, why are you spanking me? I admitted I chopped down the cherry tree. Even George Washington’s father didn’t spank him for that.
Father: Yes, but his father wasn’t in the tree when it happened!
History class joke
Teacher: When George was a boy, he chopped down his father's cherry tree, and also admitted it to his father. Why wasn't he punished?
Student: George still had the axe in his hand
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees.
have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
So it works doesn't it.
Punny purchases Went shopping for a cherry and a microphone the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
Why do cherry trees stink?
George Washington cut one.
Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child..
Why do elephants paint their toenails red.
A: To hide in the cherry trees!
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? Then I guess it works!
(As told by my mid-70s, overall wearin, Southern Comfort drinkin neighbor.)
Add pressurised gas to orange juice you get orangeade. Add pressurised gas to cherry juice you get cherryade. Add pressurised gas to a man named Declan. You get a decade. Though I'm hoping to be out on parole after 5 for good behaviour.
Why elephants have red eyes?
So they can hide in the cherry tree.
Have you seen any elephant in a cherry tree?
Probably not. See how good are they at hiding.
Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand. Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
Did you hear that Moonstruck actress got drunk and sold all her fruit stocks? Cher's sherry shared Cher's cherry shares.
A slice of cherry pie costs $1 in Jamaica but $1.50 in Puerto Rico These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade? Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
It works doesn't it!?!
What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry.
What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?
Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it can hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree? They hide pretty good don't they.
Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good