The Chicago Cubs have come a long way... Four-nothing
I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all.
Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series... I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.