Chicken Wing Jokes

Funny Chicken Wing Jokes
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A couple friends and I are opening a chicken wings restaurant called the "Right Wing Cafe." We don't actually sell any wings, we just complain about other wing places.

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Mexican word of the day Mexican word of the day: Chicken Wing

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.

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A guy calls his local butchery... - Do you have chicken paws?
- Yes
- Do you have chicken wings?
- Yes, I do
- Do you have pig's head?
- Sure
- You must look really funny then

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I like my Holy Infants the way I like my chicken wings.., Tender and mild.

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If I were ever to win the lottery, first thing I'd do is hire someone to clean my kids room... and then buy some chicken wings with the $20 I have left over.

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Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital I heard they are calling it the Chicken Wing

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From my 8 year old daughter. “How do you make a rooster fly?” Chicken wings

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Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings? Cave-FC

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What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg? Boy, I wish I could fry.

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How do you know that chicken wings aren’t virgins? Because they are always bone-in

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What did the Chinese man say after he ate a bad chicken wing? Wing wong.

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Spanish word of the day: Chicken Wing My mother plays the lotto so chicken wing some day

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings? Because he blue cheese...

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I asked my butcher for Jewish chicken wings. Cut with the tips off.

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What do you call cowards that fly? Chicken wings

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