I get really embarrassed when female guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. Ok, he's a chihuahua and I have to lift him up, but it's still embarrassing.
What do you call a Japanese chihuahua? Konichihuahua
What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.
Why did Conor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He wasn't ready for a Boxer.
I find it really embarrassing when guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. Especially as he’s a chihuahua and I have to lift him up.
How does a chihuahua say good day in japanese? Konnichihuahua
How does a chihuahua kill a rottweiler? Asphyxiation.
What did the chihuahua name his sailboat? El Barko
Why did Connor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He couldn't handle a Boxer.
How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichiuaua
Whats the difference between a chihuahua and a Jewish kid playing Hopscotch? One is yippy and skiddish, the other is skippy and Yiddish!
How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua
How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello?
Konichihuahua
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If you have difficulty controlling your temper, it's a bad idea to take a chihuahua for a walk. Because you're going to need to use a little restraint.
How do Japanese chihuahua's say hello? Konnichichuahua
What do you get when you cross breed a Chihuahua with a Great Dane? A dead chihuahua
How do a Japanese Chihuahua say hello? KONICHIHUAHUA!! 😀
My chihuahua shakes a lot. Turns out he has **Barkinsons**
What do you call a chihuahua that plays heavy bass music? A sub woofer.
Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket? Because it was a chili dog!
What do you get when you take a Great Dane and cross it with a Chihuahua? A dead chihuahua.
Chihuahua's have two emotions anger and vibrate.
I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place! The dog came third.
What do you call a massive chihuahua? A ChihuaWOW!
Today I saw a baby Chihuahua killing a Great Dane.
How?
Great Dane choked to death.
What do you call a dachshund-chihuahua mix? A Beaner-Weiner
Guy walks into a bar
Bartender: Sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs in the bar.
Guy: It’s a seeing eye dog.
Bartender: They gave you a Chihuahua?
Guy: They Gave me a Chihuahua???
How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal.
Why is my wife like a chihuahua in bed? Because she's a little ruff
Why did the Chihuahua pupper chew up the oak tree? He wanted to have more bark.