I’m from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.
Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K
A blonde crashes a helicopter A policeman arrives shortly and helps the blonde out from the wreckage. "How did this happen?",questions the policeman. The blonde replies,"It got chilly so I turned off the fan."
Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?" "Chilly", he replies.
Two Guy's sitting in a kayak Two Guy's sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."
What did the farmer say about his hot pepper farm in the mountains? It's a little chilly.
After the helicopter crash. After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank. Proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
I was a bit chilly and my dad told me to go stand in the corner. The corner is 90 degrees.
Best joke I've ever made
*I open the door to leave the house*
Me: It's raining outside?
Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket.
Me: It's raining chili?!
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank... ...proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Two bulls are standing in a field.....
..its a cold morning and one bull says to the other..
"It's a bit chilly this morning"
to which the second bull says
"I know, i might just go slip into a jersey........."
What is the opposite of Hot Sauce? Chilly Sauce
My 8 year old cousin asked me if I wanted to hear a joke
Amanda: "I want to tell you a joke. Okay:
A snowman wants to go on vacation.
He wants to go to Chile because he thinks it will be chilly--BUT--he actually lands in a bowl of chilli.
Then he dies."
What are hot dogs called in the winter? Chilly dogs.
I live in Nashville. Weather is nice here in the Nashville area this weekend. Sunny. A little chilly though so must be a.......draft....
Yo momma so dumb.... Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.
Why did the hot dog put on a sweater? Because it was a chilly dog.
Two men sitting in a kayak were feeling a little chilly. They decided to light a fire to get warm but when they did it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Why does the mineature jalepeño need to wear a sweater? Because it's a little chilly.
Three men are walking to the bar...
The first one says "It's pretty chilly out here, isn't it?"
The second one says "No it's not! It's Tuesday!"
The third one says "So am I. Let's get a beer..."
Why was the small pepper cold? It was a little chilly.
What should you do if your soup is too hot? Add a chilly pepper.
It's ironic that chili is hot **and not chilly**