What is Chipotle most known for?
- A. Steak Bowls
- B. Delicious Tacos
- C. Chips
- D. Burritos
- E. Coli
What do u call a blonde that dyed their hair?
Artificial Intelligence
(Some old guy at chipotle told me this lmao)
Since chipotle charges like a $1.30 for guacamole...
I wonder if In their bussiness meetings, if they refer to their guac profits as
Avacadough
Chipotle is releasing a new "Ravens" burrito. It comes with everything but rice.
What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle? free coli
What does Chipotle dread when making a post on social media? Going viral
What do you call a Chipotle Employee? A burrista.
Why does chipotle stuff so many napkins in your bag? they know you'll run out of toilet paper.
Carl the serial killer was sentenced to death. He requested a steak burrito from Chipotle as his last meal.
When asked if he wanted chips and guac he said "yes but hold the guac, it gives me indigestion."
Edit: this was funnier in my head
Chipotle is the best place to do drugs Because no one questions if you spend a lot time in the bathroom, and come out looking terrible.
Random Guy at Chipotle A random guy at Chipotle said "give me a high five" and afterwards said "you should wash that hand"...not sure whether to laugh or not.
I like my Chipotle burrito how Trump liked his America White please, no beans.