I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected.
I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected.
My girlfriend made me go to her chiropractor. I said I thought he was a quack. I stand corrected.
My friend told me to visit the chiropractor and I was sceptical at first... ...but now I stand corrected.
“But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor?”
“Oh, it’s just a hunch...”
Sorry.
My girlfriend and I were moving each others comic book collection and now we both have to see a chiropractor. Because we both have back issues.
Anyone need some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly? I have lots of back issues.
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
To whomever I got into an argument with about going to the chiropractor, I stand corrected.
I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor.
Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems
What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? ♪ *Shady's back* ♪
Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt? He owed too much in back taxes.
Does anyone want any old copies of Chiropractor Monthly? I've got a lot of back issues.
I used to go to the Chiropractor once a week... But I stopped going because I was afraid I’d get addicted to crack.
I became a crack addict... When I started going to the chiropractor.
A man returns to his chiropractor "Back again?"
My chiropractor never tells me any jokes... But he cracks me up every time.
I went to see a chiropractor. It was about a week back.
Why was the chiropractor a good interrogator? He always got the suspect to crack.
I go to the chiropractor because my wife told me to. At least I assume that's what she meant when she said, "Prove to me you have a spine."
I broke up with my chiropractor girlfriend. She was too manipulative.
A man walks into a chiropractor's office... A man walks into a chiropractor's office and says, " doc, youve got to help me...I think I'm a moth." Doc says, "I can't help you, youve got to see a psychiatrist." Man says, "yes, I know." "Then why did you come here?" "The light was on."
I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight
But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.
He was kinda cute too.
You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up
I think I'm addicted to going to the chiropractor. It's like crack for my back.
I was trying to make my chiropractor laugh yesterday.. But he was the one cracking me up.
My dad is a pediatric chiropractor He’s never done anything too major but he’s really good with minor adjustments.
My chiropractor is a very funny guy. He cracks me up.
Why did the chiropractor throw away his iPod? He only likes compact discs!
I tried becoming a chiropractor last week. I heard that if you do it well enough; the person you do it to will feel really relaxed. The one time I did it, the person went unconscious. I'm pretty sure he's so relaxed that he's still asleep.
As a hunchback, I didn't think a Chiropractor would be able to help.... But I stand corrected.
Doctor says I need to see a chiropractor for my back pain... I said "Are you nuts? I don't have time to go to Egypt!"
Went on a blind date with a chiropractor who told be she was Innate. I was like, "That's generous...because you ain't even a six."