My father nearly died choking on a sausage in Germany From that moment on, we feared the wurst.
What would a Skyrim guard say if he saw you choking a little girl? No loli gaggin'
I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help. She took the words right out of my mouth.
Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard.
If you’re ever choking on an ice cube Just wait,
Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color? If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!
What's the difference between choking fetish and necrophilia? About 15 seconds
What do you call people with a penchant for choking. Asphixionados
A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven.
I have an EpiPen My friend gave it me as he was choking to death, it seems it was really important to him that I'd hold onto it after he died.
what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? {choking noises}
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gagging/Choking sound*
My wife was in a coma for 6 months and the doctor told me that although it's unconventional that I could try oral to wake her up so I decided to give it a try but after 5 minutes I gave up and the doctor asked what happened... She just kept choking.
Last week, I took a Dallas Cowboys jersey away from my 2-year-old nephew. It was a choking hazard.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking noise*
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *(choking sounds)*
What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*
What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy
What’s the difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia? About 20 seconds
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gagging and choking noises)
I made just one mistake last night and my wife wont stop giving me the death stare. Excessive choking.
I’ve performed CPR on a dummy before My brother was choking and I saved his life
What do you do when a girl is choking? Back up a few inches.
What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*
Why did David Carradine practice KungFu instead of JiuJitsu? He didn't want someone else choking him out.
My Grandmother died in my arms the other night... ...I wasn't even choking her that hard.
What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches
How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Drowning, choking, and suffocating Are breathtaking experiences
Doc, I swallowed a chicken bone.
"Are you choking?"
"No I'm serious!"
A lady in my home town just died from choking on a sausage. That's gotta be the wurst way to go.
Why are Birds So Afraid Of Humans? Because they're always choking the chicken.
Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought.
What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ? Back up a few inches
How do you know when Cinderella has reached the ball... She starts choking
What do you do when you know your wife is dying? Stop choking her
What does a tsundere wookie mom gasp when she sees her baby choking on food? Chew baka