I saw a single set of footprints in the sand...
"Lord," I asked, "why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?"
"My child," he tenderly replied, "Those are Chris Christie's."
Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall.
What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie? Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?
Chris Christie just entered the race! He's gonna shut down Trump like the George Washington Bridge :-D
Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure
Why is Chris Christie always linty? Because he's in Trump's pocket.
Chris Christie asked his staff...
If they thought his image would recover from beach-gate.
They told him "Fat chance!"
Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler
Chris Christies mom told him to run. She didn't mean for president though...
Why is Chris Christie such a successful man? Because he is too big to fail.
Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk
How did Chris Christie win office? No one knows. He certainly never runs.
Did you hear about the new Chris Christie biopic? "Life of Pie."
Chris Christie's name...
Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like
Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn
I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.
I asked Chris Christie if he was going to run for president in 2020 He said he'd cross that bridge when he got there.
The reason Chris Christie didn't get into the Cabinet came out today He'd rather be in the Pantry.
So I heard Chris Christie is delving into sports radio... It would give all those people stuck on the bridge something to listen to.
The only way that Trump can be stopped now, is if Chris Christie trips and falls on him.
What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down.
What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent? The US Presidential Campaign!
Right now there's speculations as to whether Chris Christie will be part of the cabinet.... .... or stealing snacks from it.
Why is Chris Christie so sad? Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars.
Chris Christie's autobiography is titled 'Let me finish' That wasnt the original title he'd planned, he was just at the buffet when the publishers called.
Why did Donald Trump cross the road?
To get to the other side of Chris Christie.
From the book:
Donald Trump Is F**king Goofy: Jokes and Limericks