Chris Christie Jokes

Funny Chris Christie Jokes
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I saw a single set of footprints in the sand... "Lord," I asked, "why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?"

"My child," he tenderly replied, "Those are Chris Christie's."

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Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall.

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What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie? Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?

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Chris Christie just entered the race! He's gonna shut down Trump like the George Washington Bridge :-D

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Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure

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Why is Chris Christie always linty? Because he's in Trump's pocket.

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Chris Christie asked his staff... If they thought his image would recover from beach-gate.

They told him "Fat chance!"

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Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler

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Chris Christies mom told him to run. She didn't mean for president though...

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Why is Chris Christie such a successful man? Because he is too big to fail.

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Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk

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How did Chris Christie win office? No one knows. He certainly never runs.

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Did you hear about the new Chris Christie biopic? "Life of Pie."

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Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like

Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn

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I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.

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I asked Chris Christie if he was going to run for president in 2020 He said he'd cross that bridge when he got there.

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The reason Chris Christie didn't get into the Cabinet came out today He'd rather be in the Pantry.

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So I heard Chris Christie is delving into sports radio... It would give all those people stuck on the bridge something to listen to.

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The only way that Trump can be stopped now, is if Chris Christie trips and falls on him.

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What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent? The US Presidential Campaign!

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Right now there's speculations as to whether Chris Christie will be part of the cabinet.... .... or stealing snacks from it.

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Why is Chris Christie so sad? Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars.

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Chris Christie's autobiography is titled 'Let me finish' That wasnt the original title he'd planned, he was just at the buffet when the publishers called.

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Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To get to the other side of Chris Christie.


From the book:
Donald Trump Is F**king Goofy: Jokes and Limericks

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