A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts "If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!" "That's right" replies the German teacher.
Classroom Nerd
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that F@#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp
The year 2120 in a classroom.
Teacher: "That anti-vaccination movement eventually died out in the beginning of the 21st century."
Student: "I'm glad they finally came to their senses."
Teacher: "No. It was Polio."
What did the blonde say when the classroom bully stole her pencil? I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN WRITE NOW
A school joke
Teacher comes into the classroom and says:
"Everybody who's stupid has to stand up now"
A kid stands up from his desk
The same teacher asks him:
"Why did you stand up?"
The kid says:
"Because i didn't want you to stand only by yourself"
So there's this classroom full of students in china... ...and this kid named meng was making fun of the teacher. The teacher walks up to him and yells; now listen you... All of a sudden the kid next to him says, but meng did it not me.
The movie Arrival was so unrealistic. The professor in the movie actually knew how to use the AV equipment in their classroom.
If you put your mind to it you can make any dream a reality. And that, officers, is why I am in this classroom naked.
In kindergarten, I had my first kiss with my crush in the back of the classroom. Needless to say, I got barred from teaching ever again.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom? My Chemical Romance
What happened when the child molester lost his job? Classroom 3-A got a new teacher.
Why was the English teacher arrested? She practiced capital punishment in her classroom.
At classroom
Teacher: Name something that starts with E you are good at it.
Student: Spelling
I knew I was going to fail my math test when I entered the classroom. So I did a 360 and left.
Before we left the room, our teacher told us all to pick up at least one piece of trash on our way out. So as I walked out the classroom, I looked at her and said "Hey baby, here's my number, call me."
I'm a teacher...
Today I had a new student in my class.
I asked him his name, and he said his name was Ben, and that he has just moved from Germany.
So I asked him how old he was, and he said "9!" So I slapped him. I will not tolerate insolence in my classroom.
Why did the Muslim boy ask to leave the classroom? He had to take a Shiite.
A teacher is about to sing a song he made for his students
He then started:
-Joe, kiss my toe! Ferdinand, kiss my hand!
He abruptly stops singing and asks:
Why are you leaving the classroom, Patrick?
Why did the glowstick end up in a classroom once its brightness wore off? It turned into a glewstick.
Sherlock walks into a grade 3 classroom. It’s Elementary my dear Watson.
When I was in School this emo girl was caught jacking off her boyfriend. Whether it be in the lunchroom, the classroom, the bathroom, etc. She always was jacking him off. Last I heard the girl got expelled and the guy got off.
why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom?
to get a byte, and
the ruler!!!
my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!
I didn't want to believe we were having a trigonometry pop quiz during Math class today...
But when I entered the classroom all the sines were there.
(A twist on a similar construction joke that you may have heard.)
What do you call a paedophile in a classroom? Sir.
Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha..
A kid from England walks into an classroom in America.
Kid: Is this maths?
Teacher: No, this is math.
Kid: Ah, so you don't do multiples here.
TIFU by sending a substitute math teacher to a geography classroom. Whoops, wrong sub!
I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom. Because it was 90 degrees.
What do you get when somebody smuggles weed into the special ed classroom? Baked potatoes.
A bird flew into my math classroom today. It must've wanted to learn geome-tree.