I feel bad that nobody’s checking up on Coca Cola’s well-being. When everyone asks if Pepsi is okay.
A woman who drank 10 litres of Coca Cola every day has died. She ate a Mentos and they found her head 3 blocks away
I just bought some Coca Cola stocks. It's nice to have some liquid assets.
People never ask how Coca Cola is feeling They only ask if Pepsi is okay
No one ever asks how coca cola is doing. It's always "Is Pepsi ok?".
What would America do if Russia painted the moon red? Paint Coca Cola over it in white.
Coca Cola employees can't dance... But they can Tango.
Please stop making new flavors of coca cola. Either you put the cocaine back or leave it alone.
Thought of it this morning So you know why they had cocaine in Coca Cola. Guess the name was right under our noses this whole time
What would Coca Cola's slogan be if they started selling donuts? Taste the Filling