Cockroach Jokes

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today she killed a cockroach.

I said "Nice try."

Score: 1042

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"

Score: 616

A little boy... A little boy kills a butterfly.
Dad says : "No butter for you for a week!"

The little boy then kills a honeybee.
Dad says : "No honey for you for a week!"

Mom kills a cockroach.
The little boy asks : "Are you going to tell her or should I say it for you?"

Score: 456

A cockroach can survive a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper it would die instantly This shows how toxic the media is

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My daughter was playing in the garden when all of a sudden I saw her kill a butterfly. I said "just for that, you don't get any butter for a month!" Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said "nice try."

Score: 90

A cockroach's last words to a husband: "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I will make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her."

Score: 37

A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do? Budapest

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Little Johnny kills a butterfly His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"

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When I killed a... When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week.

When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week.

Well mom just killed a cockroach,
should I tell her for you?

Score: 14

Why did the cockroach break up with his mosquito girlfriend? He saw her sucking someone else.

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A man was going to kill a cockroach Man: Any last words?
Cockroach: You're just jealous of me.
Man: Why would I be jealous of you?!
Cockroach: Because I can make your wife scream louder than you can!

Score: 7

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

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Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom

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a kid goes to her dad. the girl says: “dad I killed a butterfly today”

the dad replied: “that’s not good. no butter for a month!”

the girl says: “I also killed a cockroach today”

the dad laughs: “nice try kiddo”

Score: 5

A cockroach's last word to Andrew 'Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous i make your wife scream more than you do when i climb her'

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I need answers If bedbugs are named that because they’re found in beds, how did they get the name cockroach?

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Sister kills a butterfly So, My sister killed a butterfly, I say "no more butter for you." Then 40 minutes later, she comes to my room and says "i killed a cockroach," I say "that's not how it works."

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A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks. His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?

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Why did the man squish the cockroach? Because he said to the man, "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her.'

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A guy with some cockroach-infested bread, an aptitude for puns, and a propensity for spoonerisms walks into a bar. "I have the pest buns," he says to the barman.

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A cockroach in my home just came out of the closet. I was shocked at first but I made sure that it felt supported and loved no matter what or whome it loved.

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how many cockroach you find in your food disgusts you the most? half

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Should I A little boy kills a butterfly
Dad says,"no butter for two weeks."
The little boy kills a honeybee
Dad says,"no honey for two weeks."
Mom kills a cockroach
The little boy turns to his dad and says,
"Are you gonna tell her or should I do it?"

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Funny Cockroach Jokes
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A father watched his daughter kill a butterfly He went up to his daughter and said: “for killing the butterfly you get no butter for a week”

The next day his daughter saw a cockroach in the kitchen and stepped on it.

“Nice try” said her dad.

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The natural fear cycle. Cockroach afraid of mice

Mice afraid of cats

Cats afraid of dogs

Dogs afraid of men

Men afraid from wives

Wives afraid of cockraoches.

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What happens when you take the roach out of cockroach You get a dead bug

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A boy said to his farther. Boy - Dad i accidentially killed a butterfly today.

Father - Sorry son, no butter for you for 2 months.

Boy - I also killed a cockroach today.

Father - Nice try.

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What did the cockroach say to the man who wanted to squash it? You are just jealous of me since I make your spouse scream louder than you!

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I had a cockroach that learned to meme. But, he died. It tried Raid at Area 51

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Little Tommy steps on a honeybee... "No honey for a week!" Dad says as punishment.

Tommy then crushes a butterfly.

"No butter for a week!" Dad says.

Mom kills a cockroach.

Tommy leans to his dad and says, " Should you tell her or I should?"

Score: 1

I saw a cockroach crawling on our dinning table, but I left it as it was I already had too much on my plate

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