Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today she killed a cockroach.
I said "Nice try."
A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"
A little boy...
A little boy kills a butterfly.
Dad says : "No butter for you for a week!"
The little boy then kills a honeybee.
Dad says : "No honey for you for a week!"
Mom kills a cockroach.
The little boy asks : "Are you going to tell her or should I say it for you?"
A cockroach can survive a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper it would die instantly This shows how toxic the media is
My daughter was playing in the garden when all of a sudden I saw her kill a butterfly. I said "just for that, you don't get any butter for a month!" Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said "nice try."
A cockroach's last words to a husband: "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I will make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her."
A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do? Budapest
Little Johnny kills a butterfly His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"
When I killed a...
When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week.
When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week.
Well mom just killed a cockroach,
should I tell her for you?
Why did the cockroach break up with his mosquito girlfriend? He saw her sucking someone else.
A man was going to kill a cockroach
Man: Any last words?
Cockroach: You're just jealous of me.
Man: Why would I be jealous of you?!
Cockroach: Because I can make your wife scream louder than you can!
Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.
Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom
a kid goes to her dad.
the girl says: “dad I killed a butterfly today”
the dad replied: “that’s not good. no butter for a month!”
the girl says: “I also killed a cockroach today”
the dad laughs: “nice try kiddo”
A cockroach's last word to Andrew 'Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous i make your wife scream more than you do when i climb her'
I need answers If bedbugs are named that because they’re found in beds, how did they get the name cockroach?
Sister kills a butterfly So, My sister killed a butterfly, I say "no more butter for you." Then 40 minutes later, she comes to my room and says "i killed a cockroach," I say "that's not how it works."
A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks. His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?
Why did the man squish the cockroach? Because he said to the man, "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her.'
A guy with some cockroach-infested bread, an aptitude for puns, and a propensity for spoonerisms walks into a bar. "I have the pest buns," he says to the barman.
A cockroach in my home just came out of the closet. I was shocked at first but I made sure that it felt supported and loved no matter what or whome it loved.
how many cockroach you find in your food disgusts you the most? half
Should I
A little boy kills a butterfly
Dad says,"no butter for two weeks."
The little boy kills a honeybee
Dad says,"no honey for two weeks."
Mom kills a cockroach
The little boy turns to his dad and says,
"Are you gonna tell her or should I do it?"
A father watched his daughter kill a butterfly
He went up to his daughter and said: “for killing the butterfly you get no butter for a week”
The next day his daughter saw a cockroach in the kitchen and stepped on it.
“Nice try” said her dad.
The natural fear cycle.
Cockroach afraid of mice
Mice afraid of cats
Cats afraid of dogs
Dogs afraid of men
Men afraid from wives
Wives afraid of cockraoches.
What happens when you take the roach out of cockroach You get a dead bug
A boy said to his farther.
Boy - Dad i accidentially killed a butterfly today.
Father - Sorry son, no butter for you for 2 months.
Boy - I also killed a cockroach today.
Father - Nice try.
What did the cockroach say to the man who wanted to squash it? You are just jealous of me since I make your spouse scream louder than you!
I had a cockroach that learned to meme. But, he died. It tried Raid at Area 51
Little Tommy steps on a honeybee...
"No honey for a week!" Dad says as punishment.
Tommy then crushes a butterfly.
"No butter for a week!" Dad says.
Mom kills a cockroach.
Tommy leans to his dad and says, " Should you tell her or I should?"
I saw a cockroach crawling on our dinning table, but I left it as it was I already had too much on my plate