My friend asked me "if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?" I said Cold War Russia.
A friend asked me if I could have any superpower, what would it be. I answered Cold War Russia
The Cold War was so anticlimactic... I mean, most of it was just Stalin.
My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have... Apparently "Cold War Era Russia" is not an acceptable answer.
Why was the cold war such a long period with little fighting? Because the Russian President was Stalin.
If Russia is so cold... Why did they lose the cold war?
Why did the cold war last so long? The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Trump is a genius
Bringing back the cold war to fight to combat climate change.
Truly a man of the ages.
If Russia is so good at defeating it's enemies in the Winter Then how come they lost the Cold War?
How do you reheat a cold war? You nuke it.
I asked my friend, "If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?" He said, "Cold War Russia."
TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub.
If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia.
What do you call it when your body is fighting off an illness? The Cold War.
Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin.
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a cold war... 5, 6, 7, 8 loser is a buffer state.
The greatest devastation from the Cold War ... is that most Americans believe it was an actual war.
I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks.
Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war? General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Why did the cold war end? Because of global warming!
Two communist soldiers stood by the Berlin wall during The Cold War.
Soldier 1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Soldier 2: Yes I am.
Soldier 1: Then I'll have to arrest you.
I've been studying the Cold War and nuclear weapons for history class non-stop... ...it's driving me MAD.
Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.
How did the Cold War end? Global Warming.
If the Cold War had ended badly, what would've happened? There would've been a fallout.
While passing through east germany in the height of the cold war, i saw an ad in the personals...
It read:
Looking to trade!
One 1200 sq ft. Apt. 2 bathrooms and 3 bedrooms. Will pay for utilities.
In return:
One hole in wall.
What was the most popular baby name for a girl during The Cold War... ...Connie
Why is America and Russia participating in a Second Cold war? Because according to our greatest leaders, this is how you address global warming
Want to know how the Cold War was ended? It was with Robotussin and space heaters.