An amputee is taking part in a discussion on the effectiveness of gloves
On one hand, they are good for cold weather.
On the other, they don't really help.
Wife won a lottery
Wife, cheering happily, decided to go to a trip and called: "Honey! Start packing!"
Husband: "For the hot or cold weather?"
Wife: "I don't care, just begone when I get back!"
Winning lotto
A man comes home and yells joyfully: “Honey I won the Lotto! Pack your things for a nice big vacation!”
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She asks: “Awesome! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?”
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Man beams: “I don’t care. Just be on your way already!”
Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure
What do you call someone who hates cold weather? A southerner
What do you call the Holy Father in cold weather? A popesicle.
I don't get why everyone makes such a big deal about the cold weather. I'm out in it right now and I can't feel a thing!
How do you paint something in cold weather? You coat it.
#NotMyGroundhog Cold weather triggers me