An amputee is taking part in a discussion on the effectiveness of gloves
On one hand, they are good for cold weather.
On the other, they don't really help.
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
Wife won a lottery
Wife, cheering happily, decided to go to a trip and called: "Honey! Start packing!"
Husband: "For the hot or cold weather?"
Wife: "I don't care, just begone when I get back!"
Winning lotto
A man comes home and yells joyfully: “Honey I won the Lotto! Pack your things for a nice big vacation!”
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She asks: “Awesome! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?”
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Man beams: “I don’t care. Just be on your way already!”
Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure
What do you call someone who hates cold weather? A southerner
What do you call the Holy Father in cold weather? A popesicle.
I don't get why everyone makes such a big deal about the cold weather. I'm out in it right now and I can't feel a thing!
How do you paint something in cold weather? You coat it.
#NotMyGroundhog Cold weather triggers me