What do they call a talkative Colombian? Hablo Escobar
What's the difference between a clown and a colombian? Ones a smug juggler the other is a drug smuggler.
Mom, I am very worried...
Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg.
- But that are great news, You should be very happy.
Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*
I like my women like I like my coffee Colombian and in a bag
Dad, I lost five kilos...
That's great news, son.
Not according to my Colombian friends.
I like my women like I like my coffee... ... Colombian ;)
What did the Colombian druglord say after being caught by the local youngsters? “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you Medellín kids.”
I like my women how I like my coffee.
The largest size I can get and preferably Colombian.
I thought I would post the joke with my punchline instead of plugging it every time this joke is used.