Color Blind Jokes

Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot

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Funny Color Blind Jokes
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Mother, mother, ... ... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?

- Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.

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Are you a horrible person? Just date a color blind person.

***They will never see your true colors.***

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I've just been told by my doctor that I'm color blind It completely came out of the orange

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Found out I was color blind yesterday. It came out of the purple.

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My doctor informed me today that I'm color blind. "Well," I said... ..."THAT certainly came out of the green!"

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Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!

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I went to the doctor yesterday. Turns out I'm color blind. It really came out of the purple.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray

I'm color blind

And not very good at poetry

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Just found out that I am color blind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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I recently discovered I am color blind It came out of the purple

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I unexpectedly found out I’m color blind That sure came out of the yellow

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What did the color blind psychic say? Q: What did the color blind psychic say?

A: I cannot see the fuschia.

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I have color blindness That means I never lost game of UNO

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I was diagnosed with color blindness just an hour ago. It came right out of the purple.

Edit: Dammit, I accidentally put a space between "color" and "blindness".

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What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color
I see race

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A color blind person is feeling down He’s feeling a little purple

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I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple, but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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I visited my eye doctor the other day for an eye test. Found out I was color blind, it was completely out of the purple. Devastated.

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I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white.

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I just found out I'm color blind The news came right out of the repost.

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I was recently diagnosed with color blindness It came out of the blue.

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It’s really tough being a color blind person from Colorado The only thing I see is “ado”

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Well, today I found out I'm color blind. Yeah...it came right out of the purple.

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I just found out the news that I'm color blind I was surprised. It came completely out of the green.

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Color Blind Awareness Day Show your support by wearing a number I can actually read.

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My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

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Just got diagnosed as color blind today. It came completely out of the purple.

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a color blind electrician.. the end.

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I went to the ophthalmologist to treat my color blindless. But they treated me so poorly I saw grey all the way home.

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Roses are blue, violets are red I have color blindness.

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