Hilarious Coloured Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."

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So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied "Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"

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A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"

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A black guy in a library asked me where the coloured printer was. I replied, "Mate, it's 2018... You can use any printer you want!"

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A black guy in a library asked me where the coloured printer was. I replied, "Mate, it's 2020, you can use any printer you want."

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My wife and I got into bed last night I said "That box of different coloured condoms arrived, I think I'll wear the gold one today."

She replied: "Why don't you wear the silver and come second for once?"

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I found a street that was made of coloured pens. I guess you could call it a yellow Bic road.

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A friend asked me for a coloured pen... So I gave him my only black pen and left.

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I was in a computer room in college today... A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, "it's 2016 you can use any printer."

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Bunch of mainly old rich white folks gathered in a big fancy room guarded by armed guards to discuss about coloured people So how was Oscars y'all?

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire.

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The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down… All three books were destroyed.

Two of ‘em hadn’t even been coloured in yet.

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Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures... When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"

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For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.

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I was in a library and a black guy came up to me. "Where's the coloured printer?" He said

"Mate, it's 2020 you can use any printer you want" I replied

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A semi-blind caveman is walking through a forest He sees some brightly coloured flowers and right next to them he sees what he thinks is 2 bees, he has bad eyesight and isn’t sure so he turns to his caveman friend and says

“2 bee or not 2 bee?”

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What is coloured,governs and is serving drinks ? Barack O-barman

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