Comeback Jokes

So my wife said to me, "I swear, it's like all men share one brain" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain

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Do you know why Spiderman always has a witty comeback? Because with great power comes great response ability.

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Funny Comeback Jokes
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I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback.

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They say invisible ink is making a comeback I can't see it happening

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Funny Comeback Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.

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Heads up! I heard boomerangs are making a comeback.

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What is slowly making a comeback? The autistic child i just insulted.

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Comeback Joke * nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *

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I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte.

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My wife insulted me saying I suck at finishing stories. That’s when I hit her with the sickest burn / comeback of all time.

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My comeback against my kid today Me: *picks up a toy burger from his toy stove while he is cheerfully playing*

Him: Put it back or I'll tell the cops.

Me: Pretty sure they won't bother over some patty crime.

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Funny comeback from a student TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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The frisbee industry will probably die one day... ...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

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A girl once told me it always seems like men share one brain. I couldn’t think of a good comeback since it wasn’t my turn to use the brain.

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Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain.

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I heard Rick Astley was going to make a comeback. I guess he never gave up.

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What do u Call a boomerang that dosn’t comeback back? A stick.

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I heard Plexiglass coffins are making a comeback, but... Remains to be seen.

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My dad says I'm lazy. I'll make a comeback soon.

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My friend and I had a contest to see who could successfully use the pullout method of contraception the most. He was winning but then I made a comeback.

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Did you hear the good news about reincarnation? It's making a comeback!

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"Sorry someone hacked my Facebook" The best comeback when coming out fails.

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I really thought the boomerang industry was dead... But it seems to be making some sort of a comeback.

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You know, Ireland has really made a comeback since the potato famine... Everyday the population is Dublin

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You should never pick a fight with a boomerang. They always have a comeback.

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ELVIS PRESLEY IS MAKING A COMEBACK! Only 3 feet to go

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How do you comeback 'I know you are but what am I?" A hypocrite

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I'm investing all my money in boomerangs I feel like they are going to be making a comeback

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Back in my day, I could go to a store with a dollar and comeback with a pack of chips and two bars of chocolates But nowadays they have cameras

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