Common Sense Jokes

You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.

Edit: now I know what people mean when they say "RIP inbox".

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Funny Common Sense Jokes
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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.

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So you know the fear of spiders is arachnophobia? What’s the fear of chainsaws? Common sense.

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What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense.

I'll show myself out...

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What is the phobia of "getting married" called? Common sense.

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What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense

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What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense

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In tech support, we get asked questions that seem like common sense. Today I told a guy "CTRL-P"... ...but he didn't make it to the bathroom.

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What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense.

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Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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What do you call a phobia of a clown wielding a chainsaw running straight at you? Common sense

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What is the scientific name for the fear of the chainsaws? Common sense.

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What's the fear of chainsaws called? common sense

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Common sense is like a plane. It goes over most people's heads.

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I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense.

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What's the name for a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense

(my 9-year-old just came and shared that gem with me)

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That tingly little feeling that you get when you think you are in love... That’s your common sense leaving your body!

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Little feeling.. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

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Whats the opposite of feminism? Common sense

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What do you call a fear of deadly snakes? Common sense.

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What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense.

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Two guys walk into a bar One of them says to the bartender ,"I'll have H2O" . The other guy says, "I'll have H20 too"

They both drink water because the bartender has enough common sense to not serve shots of hydrogen peroxide at a bar

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Dude, how do you not know what book Thomas Paine wrote? That’s just Common Sense...

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Common sense student Jokes Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

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What does Trump add to his ideas to spice them up and go wild? Common sense

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How much common sense does a catholic church have? Nun.

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New study shows some can drink bleach. A new study shows that people who do not possess common sense instead possess the ability to drink bleach without effect. The name for this newly discovered ability is called "natural selection"

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Common sense.

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