Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted
Confucious say: Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Confucious say Confucious say: Man who run in front of bus gets tired, but man who run behind bus gets exhausted.
Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... …is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.
Confucious say... Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.
Confucious once said... "How much for 2 steamed buns?"
Confucious say He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines
Confucious say: It is good for a boy to meet his girl in the park... ... but much better for a boy to park his meat in the girl!