Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in girl."
Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted
Confucious say: Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Confucious say Confucious say: Man who run in front of bus gets tired, but man who run behind bus gets exhausted.
Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... …is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.
Confucious say... Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.
Confucious once said... "How much for 2 steamed buns?"
Confucious say He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines
Confucious say: It is good for a boy to meet his girl in the park... ... but much better for a boy to park his meat in the girl!