Confucious Jokes

Funny Confucious Jokes
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Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted

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Confucious say: Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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Confucious say Confucious say: Man who run in front of bus gets tired, but man who run behind bus gets exhausted.

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Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... …is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.

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Confucious say... Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.

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Confucious once said... "How much for 2 steamed buns?"

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Confucious say He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines

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Confucious say: It is good for a boy to meet his girl in the park... ... but much better for a boy to park his meat in the girl!

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