Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in girl."
Confucious say Confucious say: Man who run in front of bus gets tired, but man who run behind bus gets exhausted.
Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... …is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.
Confucious say... Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.
Confucious say He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines
Confucious say: It is good for a boy to meet his girl in the park... ... but much better for a boy to park his meat in the girl!