Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.
If we all email the constitution to each other The NSA might finally read it
Con is the opposite of pro, and con is bad. So if we want to turn the constitution into something better, then we should change it to...
Why did so many people dislike the constitution? It was too negative, they should have changed con to pro.
Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other... The Spanish Inquisition.
Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?
Why did the blonde wear a tanktop to school? Because the constitution says you have the right to bear arms.
If the opposite of con is pro... ...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution.
If opposite of pro is con. Then opposite of progress is congress... By this logic Constitution will turn into Prostituition.
My wife found a constitution under the bed She doesn't believe that I just read it for the articles.
Donald Trump says he can "protect the Constitution" Do people really think he can stop Nic Cage?
What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
Mr. President, what do you think about the constitution? "It's truly awesome. I defeated the virus in only four days and I feel better than 20 years ago."
Why couldn't Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign? She was let down by a weak Constitution.
If pro goes with con, Then what goes with the Constitution?
"The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms," I told the officer and he said, "where's the rest of the bear?"
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit "I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
I just flew in from the States and, boy, are my arms... MAH RIGHT BY THE **GAWRSHDERN CONSTITUTION** AND YU CANT TAKE TEHM FROM ME
Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms.
What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution.
I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles.
comrade, what is difference between constitution of Russian motherland and the Finland? Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.
If pro is the opposite of con...
Then what is the opposite of progress?
also: What is the opposite of constitution?
If cons are opposite of pros... that means congress is the opposite of progress, and... Constitution is the opposite of prostitution?
One Soviet Soldier asks another,
“What is the difference between the United States constitution and the Soviet constitution? They both guarantee the freedom of speech.”
The other soldier answers, “One grants freedom after the speech.”
What are the first three words of the Constitution of the Vatican? We the papal...
A man walks into a bookstore... A man walks into a bookstore in Paris and asks the man behind the counter where he might find a copy of France's constitution. The man replies "sorry, we don't sell periodicals."
Where does it say “protect the fetus” in Sweet Home Alabama? ...that’s the state constitution, right?