What is cookie monsters favorite war? Vietnom nom nom nom
What did the Cookie Monster say after eating all the anesthia at the dentist's office? "NUMB NUM NUMB NUM NUMB NUM"
how did Cookie Monster decide who'd win the oscars? he went through all the nom-nom-nominations.
If Cookie Monster was going to eat a country, what country would he eat? Viet-nom-nom-nom-nom
Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.
Why doesn't Cookie Monster have good internet privacy? He always accepts the cookies.
Elliot Ness, Cookie Monster, and John Locke start a law firm. Locke Ness Monster.
What do you call Cookie Monster's girlfriend? A crumb dumpster.
How does the Cookie Monster pay for his cookies? With Cookie Dough.
During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him? "Young, dumb and full of crumb"