Coral Jokes

had a great swim along the beach in Bali perfect visibility and tons of coral. I saw a colorful but scary looking thing attached to a rock and waving in the gentle current. I thought to myself: "is it a friend, or anemone?"

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll.

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Funny Coral Jokes
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What do coral get stressed about? Current events

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For our 35th wedding anniversary, my wife hinted that something in Jade or Coral would be lovely. Admittedly, they were expensive hookers, but after 35 years of marriage, I thought we deserved it.

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A guy in my class just claimed that a ring-shaped coral reef is also an island. But it's not an island, atoll.

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TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events

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One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"

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A mafia boss says "I want him swimming with the fishes!" -later at the coral reef-

Me: This is awesome!

Mafia Boss: Anything for you

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