Everyone is concerned about Trump's health after he posted an incomprehensible tweet about his covfefe But don't worry. Dr. Hufghfufu just assured the media that he's agvofofi.
"Do you love me, Donald?" asked Melania. "Covfefe."
When I find myself in times of trouble...
When I find myself in times of trouble /
Mother Russia comes to me /
Speaking words of wisdom... /
covfefe!
You have to read this in Paul McCartney's voice
When I find my tweets are causing trouble
Mother Russia comforts me
Tweeting words of wisdom
Covfefe
How to be a successful president: Start every morning with a fresh cup of covfefe.
Someone should switch Trump's carrier to Sprint... Can't tweet with terrible covfefe
TIL that Bees are highly cooperative, social, productive and even have their own effective healthcare. They also have a brain the size of a sesame seed.
I also learned that us humans have a very developed sense of language.
Covfefe.
I've been getting very negative news recently, but despite all of that covfefe
What do you get when you mix an atom of cobalt, an atom of vanadium, and two atoms of iron? covfefe
In 2017 I caught up with the coffee world and bought a french press and an aero press I finally caught up and now I have to buy a godamn negative press for my covfefe.
Trump cancelled his apperance at the WW1 commeration. He was covfefe.
I took my dog Zoe to the vet today for a stanky leg and the vet said her temperature was a bit high. I asked, "Is it the covfefe k9 virus?" She laughed, I laughed! The dog coughed...