Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don’t get hired, just blame it on your color.
Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood
I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!
This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box.
What did the paper say to the crayon when he found out that the crayon was pregnant? Well color me surprised!
I just can't draw blood
With this orange crayon.
It isn't sharp enough.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
My niece stabbed me with a red crayon today... It drew blood
What do you call a crayon that looks like a strawberry? A cranberry.
Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece.
What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!
What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!
I had a package delivered
And it was covered in drool and crayon.
That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon.
What's an artist's favorite fruit?
Crayon-berries
Sorry
How do you turn a brown crayon into a red marker? [oc] Hemorrhoids.
They laughed at my crayon drawing I laughed at their chalk outline.
I quit my job as a crayon artist yesterday. It wasn't all it was chalked up to be.
What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola
my friend ate a crayon it was out of the blue