My sons joke - if you've a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in the other hand. What have you got? A big cricket.
if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have? 1 very large cricket
If you had a cricket ball in one hand and a cricket ball in the other what do you have? A gigantic, male cricket.
My wife and I were sitting in our living room in silence looking at our phones... We heard a cricket outside and she looked at me and said "I heard a cricket chirping, but you didn't tell a joke"
The first testicular guard was used in Cricket...
The first testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
I'm going to apply for the job as Australia's next cricket captain. I've been ball tampering for years and never got caught.
What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle? A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)
I had to tell my neighbour this morning i hit her cat
She asked " is it bad"
I said "well, it broke my cricket bat in half"
Imagine you're in a room full of crickets *cricket noises*
If I have a cricket ball in my left hand and a cricket ball in my right hand I then have the undivided attention of a very large cricket.
China should have a cricket team. They can take out the whole world with one bat
(popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team? They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..
Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?
A: **Because it's boring.**
*Was told this by a 10 year old, and didn't quite get it at first, but I think it's rather genius.*
A South African, New Zealander, Barbadian and an Irish Man walk into a bar and win the Cricket World Cup for England
Why do the Chinese suck at Cricket? Because they eat all the bats
I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop. But I'm stumped.
Today in cricket.... Indians showed their attachment to 7-11.
Why did the cricket team need cigarette lighters? Because they lost all of their matches!
I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger and bigger... .... and then it hit me!
My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket. I'll be honest, it's knocked me for six.
I spent £80 taking my son to see the cricket today. Eighty quid and all it did was hop about and chirrup.
China should have a cricket team They have the ability to take out the world with one bat
"Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps.
Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!
What do amputees and cricket have in common? Stumps
Why couldn't Robin play cricket? Because he lost his bat, man.
A current Australian Joke Channel 9 cricket commentary.
An essay on cricket match
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
What's the difference between Cinderella and the Australian Cricket team? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
This guy tried to sell me his idea of a cricket field lit by LED lights. It was an interesting pitch.
If you have a cricket ball in each hand what are you? A pervert sexualy harassing a Male cricket.
Just been to my first cricket match. No idea what the rules were but they were all incredible jumpers.
What's a neckbeards favorite linux os?
Fedora
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