I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.
Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did the crippled kid get bullied at school? Because he can't stand up for himself.
What has a mouth but never speaks,
Has a bed but never sleeps,
And has legs but never walks?
A mute, crippled insomniac
What's the difference between crippling depression and crippled depression? One can't get out of bed because they're depressed, the other is depressed because they can't get out of bed.
My crippled girlfriend broke up with me, so i stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back
Why are crippled people always picked on? Because they can't stand up for themselves
My pet rock was crippled in an accident It's been hard on all of us
I once set a crippled kid on fire... I call it “Hot Wheels”
I think the saddest part about all those crippled children getting picked on was that I only did it because I knew they couldn't stand up for themselves
What do you call a crippled pothead? A baked potato
What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli
Crippled people jokes aren’t funny Can’t stand them.
I would make a joke about crippled people... But they just can't stand it
The crippled man covered his bald spot He put on his handy cap
What did the blind, deaf, crippled, retarded 12 year old get for Christmas? Cancer
My friend is a crippled reprobate... He stands for nothing.
I got into a fight with a crippled guy. He didn't stand a chance.
A crippled man walks into a bar It was a miracle
What's a crippled perons favourite band? Limp Bizkit
why does the crippled kid keep getting bullied he cant stand up for himself
You shouldn’t make fun of crippled people They can’t stand up for themselves.
What did the crippled protein say to the other protein? I just got out of the ER man, it was pretty rough.
I like my women like my self-esteem Crippled and non-existent.
So a crippled guy walks into a bar Wait what?
Why can't the crippled guy hike across Endor? Because Ewoks funny
What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking.
I have designed web site for crippled children There isn't a back button
What do you call a sports competition for the crippled? The O*limp*ics
The Paralympic World Championships in Mexico City has been postponed It's been crippled by an earthquake.
If a guy in a wheelchair drinks a lot of alcohol... Does that make him a crippled crippling alcoholic?