Cross Country Jokes

Funny Cross Country Jokes
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What is a Mexican’s favourite sport? Cross country.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country

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I was on a cross country flight and the stewardess asked me if I wanted any headphones? I said, "sure, and how did you know my name was Phones?"

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What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

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What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross country

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What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country

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I was reading a book on cross country and kept coming across this one joke... It was a running joke

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

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What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country.

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What’s a Mexican’s favourite sport Cross country

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What's the difference between a women's cross country team and a group of sly pygmies? one is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? Cross Country.

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I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill.

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I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves

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If the last Wolverine movie is a cross country chase... then why isn't it called Logan's Run?

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My teacher this year told me to try out Cross Country. She said it would be good in the long run.

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What’s the difference between a group of pygmies and a women’s cross country running team? One of them, is a Cunning bunch of Runts...

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What's the Mexican National sport? Cross Country

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What's the most popular sport everywhere except for the US? Cross country

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Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation.

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What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country :>

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What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

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What's a Mexicans favorite type of running? Cross country

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What’s the difference between an African tribe of pygmies and the girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts...

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Cross country is good for your health in the long run

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country

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An old woman walks cross country accross Kansas r/runnininafieldofwheat.

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I ran cross country in the phillipenes didn't expect I'd have to swim, too.

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