Hilarious Cross Eyed Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else

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I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else.

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I once dumped a cross eyed girl... ...thought she was seeing someone else.

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My cross eyed wife and I just got a divorce.... We didn’t see eye to eye.

To make matters worse, I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher get fired? She couldn't control her pupils

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I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher get fired? Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils.

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Never date cross eyed people. They might be seeing somebody on the side!

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What was wrong with the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils

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Did you hear why the cross eyed teacher was fired? She couldn't control her pupils.

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I broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend We could never see eye to eye

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I dated a cross eyed girl once. But I broke up with her. Turned out she was seeing other people.

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Why was the teacher cross eyed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who got fired? She couldn't control her pupils.

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I once dumped a cross eyed chick I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher get sacked? He couldn't control his pupils.

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There once was a cross eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

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Did you hear about the woman who divorced her cross eyed husband? He was seeing other women.

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Why was the teacher cross eyed? Because he couldn't control his pupils.

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I bumped into a cross eyed guy the other day. I bumped into a cross eyed guy the other day and he said, "You need to look where your going."

I said, "You need to go where your looking sir."

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People who are cross eyed were probably never told "keep making that face and it will stay that way" Double crossed imo

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I had to break up with a cross eyed girl a while back. She was seeing people on the side.

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils? She was cross eyed.

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