Being on crutches is like being a woman People won't always take you seriously, but at least they open doors for you!
Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed... I mean I just can't stand myself.
To the man on crutches and wearing camouflage clothing, who stole my wallet earlier: You can hide, but you can't run.
My parents claim I'm using alcohol as a crutch I told them to stop being naive, crutches help you walk
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet..
You can hide, but you can't run.
^Credit ^to ^Milton ^Jones.
A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop..
He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory.
She says; "Crushed nuts?"
He says; "No, a sprained ankle"
I was mugged...... .....by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage. " Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can’t run.”
To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and my crutches..... .... you can hide but you can't run!
What do you call a running gag on crutches? A lame joke.
To the man with crutches wearing the camouflage who stole my wallet... ...you can hide, but you can't run
I broke my leg a while back and had to use crutches. After a while he saw me walking in a central Asian country without them and didn't know my leg had healed, so he asked, "Why don't you have your crutches?" And I said, "Kazakhstan up fine by myself."