Cuban Jokes

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

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My friend went on holiday to Havana... ...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walks into a bar... The bartender asks "What'll you have Senator Cruz?"

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I asked my parents for something Cuban. They got me a Che Guevara t-shirt. Clothes, but no cigar

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Cuban I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and have children, can the children be considered ice cubes?

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While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba.

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Funny Cuban Jokes
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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"

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What’s it called when someone from the Caribbean has erectile dysfunction? A Cuban missile crisis.

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What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire? He drowns.

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I married a cuban girl Shes my guantanamo bae

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So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae.

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes.

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I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old.

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One Cuban woman complains to another: He was such a liar! He said he was a waiter at a resort...turns out he’s nothing more than a neurosurgeon.

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Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, "what'll it be Ted?"

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What do you call a Cuban gastrologist? Fidel Gastro

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What does Fidel Castro call his erectile dysfunction? The Cuban Missile Crisis

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Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. “He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he’s nothing but a neurosurgeon!”

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Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker.

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What’s the Cuban national anthem? Row...row...row your boat...

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What is the language of the squares? Cuban.

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Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace... ...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?

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What do you call a Cuban man who doesn’t believe in religion? Infidel Castro

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I had a Cuban sandwich for lunch today Just tasted like pork

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What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress.

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What did the ISIS recruiter say to the Cuban dictator? You're in Fidel

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A Chinese, Mexican and a Cuban are in a truck Who's driving? An immigration officer.

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What do you call a Cuban that immagrated to Spain? Spain-ish

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