The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events.
Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke!
Go easy on me im drunk.
When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.
What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest.
What do fish talk about at work? Current events
What’s electricity’s favorite topic? Current events
Why do fish gets stressed ? Current events
Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock.
A hermit in the middle east has not heard about any current events. I guess you could say he lives under Iraq.
What do fish get stressed about? Current Events
Why did the electrician become a news anchor? He's always had a knack for current events.
Why do sea creatures read the news? To keep up with current events!
Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq.
What do you call a lycanthrope who stays informed about politics & current events? An Awarewolf
What do coral get stressed about? Current events
Want to hear a joke related to current events? I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the CIA.
A group of people gather in the Caribbean just so they can discuss current events... It's like they're on a Topical Island
What stresses fish out the most? Current events.
What do corals get stressed about? Current events.
TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events
My local fisherman keeps trying to lecture me about how the litter from single-use plastics flows downstream into spawning grounds. I see he's up-to-date with current events.
Something light in light of Hurricane Florence
Q: What do corals get stressed about?
A: Current events
My girlfriend is really getting into current events! Her browser history is full of searches for BBC.
Why aren't tsunamis and tidal waves always in the news... ...since they're both current events...
What do Europeans call American History? Current events
Instead of watching the news, my friend goes body surfing at the beach every morning. She says it keeps her abreast of current events.
Did you hear the "current events" joke by that Hawaiian comic? .....it was very tropical.
Friend: Did you know there is a show that shows current events from your own city and around the world? Me: Thats's news to me!