Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!
Two nuns are cycling down the Royal Mile in Edinburgh....
"One says, "I've never come this way before."
The other says, "Me neither. It must be the cobblestones."
Two Nuns
Two Nuns are cycling down a cobbled street, one says to the other
I've never come this way before." the other replies
"Neither have I, it must be the cobbles!"
Two cycling girls decide to explore the old town...
"I never came this way before!"
"Me neither, must be the cobblestones."
I started a group for anonymous cycling enthusiasts. But so far the members who’ve joined Pedalphiles seem to know nothing about bicycles in general.
If a man opens a cycling shop... ...is he a bicycle peddler?
Races should be segregated I'm sick and tired of people doing running , cycling and swimming and claiming it as one triathlon event! They are separate activities, and as such should be treated that way.
Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.
I started a cycling club. It's been 1 Month and still no members.... Maybe I should revise the name "The Pedalphiles" :-/
After a long day of cycling the bicycle needed to be picked up. It was two tired.
My girlfriend says she wouldn't mind going to bed with a cycling machine. I think she's bikecurious.
I wanted to get into cycling a bit more since I got out of shape during quarantine. So I downloaded this app called 'Cycle tracker' and apparently cycling is very sexist towards men.
I used to work in a shoe re-cycling factory
it was sole destroying.
This was a reply from a friend when I told him the "minor details" joke :p
A tourist is cycling in the Dutch countryside...
...when a passing car slows down beside him. The driver rolls down the window and asks “You’re awfully fast – are you heading to Sexbierum?”
The cyclist replies “Just the beer and the rum. I’m married.”
Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/
How did the cycling author fall over? Huge plot hole