Cycling Jokes

Funny Cycling Jokes
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Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!

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Two nuns are cycling down the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.... "One says, "I've never come this way before."

The other says, "Me neither. It must be the cobblestones."

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Two Nuns Two Nuns are cycling down a cobbled street, one says to the other

I've never come this way before." the other replies

"Neither have I, it must be the cobbles!"

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Two cycling girls decide to explore the old town... "I never came this way before!"

"Me neither, must be the cobblestones."

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I started a group for anonymous cycling enthusiasts. But so far the members who’ve joined Pedalphiles seem to know nothing about bicycles in general.

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If a man opens a cycling shop... ...is he a bicycle peddler?

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Races should be segregated I'm sick and tired of people doing running , cycling and swimming and claiming it as one triathlon event! They are separate activities, and as such should be treated that way.

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Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.

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I started a cycling club. It's been 1 Month and still no members.... Maybe I should revise the name "The Pedalphiles" :-/

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After a long day of cycling the bicycle needed to be picked up. It was two tired.

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My girlfriend says she wouldn't mind going to bed with a cycling machine. I think she's bikecurious.

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I wanted to get into cycling a bit more since I got out of shape during quarantine. So I downloaded this app called 'Cycle tracker' and apparently cycling is very sexist towards men.

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I used to work in a shoe re-cycling factory it was sole destroying.

This was a reply from a friend when I told him the "minor details" joke :p

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A tourist is cycling in the Dutch countryside... ...when a passing car slows down beside him. The driver rolls down the window and asks “You’re awfully fast – are you heading to Sexbierum?”
The cyclist replies “Just the beer and the rum. I’m married.”

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Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/

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How did the cycling author fall over? Huge plot hole

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