Hilarious Cynical Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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I want to be less cynical But I know that'll never happen

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I saw a craigslist add for Mobile Improvised Explosive Device Model and I had to apply. After all, that opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime.

<There is my dark, cynical Halloween joke. :-)>

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I'm not the cynical one... Everyone else is.

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"Call me cynical, but.." "Hi Cynical"

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What do you call a cynical person who’s drunk on gin and tonic? Sartonic

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What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour

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What do you call a cynical t-rex? Dino-genes

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I hate being cynical, but do you know what I hate even more? Everything else.

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One day, a friend told me... "You should be more cynical sometimes. You're too selfless and trusting."

I replied, "Why are you telling me to be cynical?"

He replied, "Perfect!"

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Toddlers use crayons to write on walls, teenagers scribble with spray paint, young adults tag friends facebook walls, and... ... cynical adults leave curmudgeon commentary on other social medias !!!

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