Dallas Cowboy Jokes

What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys suck.

*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys

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Funny Dallas Cowboy Jokes
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Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What's the difference between a dollar and the Dallas Cowboys? A dollar is good for four quarters.

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Mans dying wish Did you hear about the guy whose dying wish was to have Dallas Cowboys as his pall bearers? He wanted to give them the chance to let him down one last time.

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Last week, I took a Dallas Cowboys jersey away from my 2-year-old nephew. It was a choking hazard.

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What is the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common? Both, don't deliver on Sundays.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and vaping have in common? They both can't beat a pack

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games?

'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass.

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The Dallas Cowboys have 6 straight losses They can't seem to beat anyone unless it is a woman on a pile of guns.

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Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant?

He doesn't always catch it the first time.

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You know my favorite thing about the Dallas Cowboys logo? It's also their rating.

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If there are four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? The county sheriff.

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I wanted to watch the Dallas cowboys in the superbowl... The cat said, "Not without a VCR"

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