I tried to be a tap dancer
but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
A pro Limbo Dancer walks into a bar. He is immediately disqualified from the competition.
I'm always one step ahead Which makes me a really bad dancer
A limbo dancer walks into a bar He is ashamed.
They say I have the legs of a dancer.. but until they find the rest of the body the cops have got nothing on me man!
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen. The 4 stages of Bruce Jenner.
Punctuation is very important
There's a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer.
Table Dancer A man goes to a bar and sees a 'larger' girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
I used to be a tap dancer Until I fell in the sink
A limbo dancer walks into a bar He immediately got disqualified.
What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef? One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.
Happy mole day everyone!
What do you call a stripping chemist?
A mole dancer!
I thought I could never be a good dancer until I discovered Dance Dance Revolution. Though I've only really mastered one move, it's a step in the right direction.
Alcohol and life Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer? Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
My husband noticed my unusual behavior lately and finally asked if I'm secretly a pole dancer. A pole dancer!? Ive never even been to Poland
What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina.
Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? "Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege
Went to visit my dancer friend in the house he just bought. He waltzed in like he owned the place.
Sometimes you have to step on people's toes if you want to progress in life. Unless you want to be a professional ballroom dancer.
A limbo dancer walked into a bar. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
I'm not a great lap dancer, I've got two left cheeks.
Good dancer except for two things.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?
I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.
Girl vs Boy jokes
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Did you hear about that girl from Boston who got in trouble for being a bad dancer? She told her parents that she was an erratic dancer.
Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn’t think anyone could stoop so low.
Classicle Dance insult
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
What do you call a stripper working for the election? A poll dancer
What Did the police say to the Irish Dancer? [OC] The Jig Is Up!
Contortionist dancer Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act seems to go on forever be known as a Mobius Stripper?
A woman walks into a bar... "Man this pole dancer sucks!"
Stormy Daniels was arrested for breaking an Ohio law that prohibits "anyone who isn’t a family member from touching a nude dancer." I for one, am glad that we still live in a country where a son can still touch his mother while she dance for him.
A ballet dancer is in a doctor's office
BD: My leg hurts
Doc: *looks at chart* looks like you're going to need an amputation
BD: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY*
doc: no not really, just like to keep you on your toes
A Good Dancer
A girl and a boy are talking.
The girl says, "You would be a good dancer except for two things."
The boy asks, "What are those two things?"
The girl answers, "Your feet."
Always raise the bar at work Unless if you're a limbo dancer.
How did the dancer become the most popular person in the club? Net-twerking