Why are bad jokes like dead babies? Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb Must be more than nine because my basement is still dark
What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback
What do you call 20 dead babies in a maternity ward? Spawn camping.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do dead babies and dead baby jokes have in common? They never get old.
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know but it sure is not seven because my basement is still dark
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Definitely not 6 because my basement is still dark.
Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old.
The difference between dead babies and vegetables? I don't eat my vegetables.
What’s the difference between 20 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?
Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.
What's worse than 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche? I don’t have a Porsche in my garage
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Must be more than nine because my basements still dark.
What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.
What's the difference between dead babies and pineapples? I wouldn't dare put pineapple on my pizza.
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17
How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tostitos
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 9 cause my basement’s still dark.
I love jokes about dead babies They never get old
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 cause my basement's still dark.
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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in seven trash cans.
What's your dead baby joke?
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage
You wanna know the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between LSD and a pile of dead babies? There’s none: Both of them got me arrested