Hilarious Dead Cat Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Schrodinger gets pulled over by the cops and they do a search of his car. Cop: Did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?

Schrodinger: I do now.

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My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat

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Hey, did you hear about the dead cat on mars? Curiosity killed it.

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What do you call a dead cat? It doesn’t matter. It’s not coming.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What was the difference between the dead lawyer and the dead cat on the side of the road? The cat had tire marks before it.

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What’s the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead cat on the street? There were skidmarks in front of the cat.

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How do you make a dead cat float? Use one can of root beer and two scoops of dead cat.

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I woke up today and I thought, today I would tell my colleagues a joke about schrodinger's dead cat.

Then I thought maybe, I will tell a joke about schrodinger's alive cat.

So I decided not to go to office today.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead cats? I don't have a Ferrari sitting around my garage.

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What do you call it when your doctor tells you to take your dead cat to a Taxidermist a refurral.

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Headline: Dead Cat Discovered on Mars Looks like Curiosity kiiled the cat.

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So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today... ...inside the box, all I found was a dead cat :(

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