A salesman told me to buy a different deer hunting rifle He told me it was a bigger bang for your buck
On the first day of the deer hunting season
a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs.
"Why couldn't this happen on my last day of hunting?!" the hunter cried to the doctor.
"It did," the doctor replied.
I bought Deer Hunting 2 for half the price I got Deer Hunting 1... I got more bang for my buck!