What do you call a Japanese spice demon? Pepper-oni.
How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it.
What do you call Matt Damon when he haunts a carpet store? Mat Demon
If a millennial asks you...
If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
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Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s
What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him.
What do you call a demon clown that is good with small amounts of money? Pennywise.
My house was haunted...
... then I got a divorce.
Demon free since 2003.
Did you hear about the demon that got arrested? He was charged with possession.
Exorcism
Whats the difference between a normal exorcism and an Irish exorcism??
A normal exorcism you call the priest up to banish the demon out of the child.
An Irish exorcism you call the demon to banish the priest out of the child... :D
What do you call a movie about Matt Damon haunting a carpet store? The Mat Demon
I was recently posessed by a demon So I started working in a soul sucking job.
What's a demon's favourite kind of comedy? Satyrical
What do you call the Japanese demon of spices? The Pepper Oni.
Which demon is the average YouTuber most afraid of? Demonetization.
What should you do if there's a glutenous demon within you? Exercise.
Why did the priest beat the demon at a bodybuilding competition? Because the priest knew how to exorcise
What do you call a trans demon? An Evil Trap.
I knew a priest who lived in a low-demon area He rarely exercised.
A word of advice on the subject of *demon possession.* "Demons should take good care of their possessions and not leave them out after they're done playing with them."
Why doesn't the fellowship of the japanese cow demon have any followers? They're asking everyone to believe in bull oni.
Last night I saw a demon eating the bottom of my shoe. When I asked him why he looked at me saying, "I am eating your sole"
What do you do when your ogre gets possessed by an evil demon? Call a shrexorcist!
How do you exercise a demon? You take it to the gym.
What happens when a cat gets possesed by a demon? It needs to be purrified
Why doesn't the Doomslayer have PTSD from all the demon fighting? You cannot get PTSD if you ARE the traumatic event
What kind of egg did the demon chicken lay? A deviled egg.
Shaggy and the gang are out there trying to discredit demons all while hanging out with a talking dog. My dudes— that IS a demon!
Possessed Man
Exorcist: I’m here to remove the demon that has possessed you
me: I didn’t call you
Demon: I did
What was the demon arrested for? Possession.
What if the whole universe is in testicles of gaint demon And he forgot to jerk off
Why was the demon arrested? For possession
What does a Midwestern demon say during a posession? "Oop lemme just scooch inside ya real quick"