Demon Jokes

What do you call a Japanese spice demon? Pepper-oni.

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Funny Demon Jokes
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How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it.

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What do you call Matt Damon when he haunts a carpet store? Mat Demon

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If a millennial asks you... If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
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Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him.

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What do you call a demon clown that is good with small amounts of money? Pennywise.

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My house was haunted... ... then I got a divorce.

Demon free since 2003.

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Did you hear about the demon that got arrested? He was charged with possession.

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Exorcism Whats the difference between a normal exorcism and an Irish exorcism??
A normal exorcism you call the priest up to banish the demon out of the child.
An Irish exorcism you call the demon to banish the priest out of the child... :D

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What do you call a movie about Matt Damon haunting a carpet store? The Mat Demon

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I was recently posessed by a demon So I started working in a soul sucking job.

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What's a demon's favourite kind of comedy? Satyrical

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What do you call the Japanese demon of spices? The Pepper Oni.

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Which demon is the average YouTuber most afraid of? Demonetization.

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What should you do if there's a glutenous demon within you? Exercise.

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Why did the priest beat the demon at a bodybuilding competition? Because the priest knew how to exorcise

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What do you call a trans demon? An Evil Trap.

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I knew a priest who lived in a low-demon area He rarely exercised.

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A word of advice on the subject of *demon possession.* "Demons should take good care of their possessions and not leave them out after they're done playing with them."

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Why doesn't the fellowship of the japanese cow demon have any followers? They're asking everyone to believe in bull oni.

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Last night I saw a demon eating the bottom of my shoe. When I asked him why he looked at me saying, "I am eating your sole"

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What do you do when your ogre gets possessed by an evil demon? Call a shrexorcist!

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How do you exercise a demon? You take it to the gym.

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What happens when a cat gets possesed by a demon? It needs to be purrified

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Why doesn't the Doomslayer have PTSD from all the demon fighting? You cannot get PTSD if you ARE the traumatic event

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What kind of egg did the demon chicken lay? A deviled egg.

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Shaggy and the gang are out there trying to discredit demons all while hanging out with a talking dog. My dudes— that IS a demon!

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Possessed Man Exorcist: I’m here to remove the demon that has possessed you

me: I didn’t call you

Demon: I did

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What was the demon arrested for? Possession.

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What if the whole universe is in testicles of gaint demon And he forgot to jerk off

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Why was the demon arrested? For possession

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What does a Midwestern demon say during a posession? "Oop lemme just scooch inside ya real quick"

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